Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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