I hate your face
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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