the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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