i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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