i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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