that's an acceptable place to lick
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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