It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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