You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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