I'm laying in your front yard are you home
i may or may not be watching the land before time
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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