Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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