When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
no you cant smoke seaweed
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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