Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
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