dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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