What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
