Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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