I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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