windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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