508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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