Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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