i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Drunk is not a location!
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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