There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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