is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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