girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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