i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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