but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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