what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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