Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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