You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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