I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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