3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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