I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
