Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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