i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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