New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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