I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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