8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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