if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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