So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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