grandma shit on top of the toilet
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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