So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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