Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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