I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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