i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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