Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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