Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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