I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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