Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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