Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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