My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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