During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Randomize