your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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