I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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