We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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