You made me cry and you don't even care
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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