and next time when you feel me up, do it right
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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